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Numbers for noodles, digits for dumplings

Vanessa’s Dumpling House on Bedford Avenue in Brooklyn (and, apparently, Manhattan too) is an aluminium clad saviour. Serving good Chinese…

May 30, 2019

Numbers for noodles, digits for dumplings

May 30, 2019

How to get into a St. Patrick’s Day Parade

How does a human being enter themselves as a valid traipser in a St. Patrick’s Day parade?

Mar 22, 2019

How to get into a St. Patrick’s Day Parade

Mar 22, 2019

The Sacred Cathedral

Finding Spiritual Sanctity in a Capitalist Society — A Yorkshire Alien’s experiences in Walmart.

Mar 4, 2019

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Mar 4, 2019

Notions of ‘otherness’ in New Orleans

Musings of the perennial outsider

Feb 23, 2019

Notions of ‘otherness’ in New Orleans

Feb 23, 2019

3 things that writing for 24 hours a day for 2 years taught me

And could teach you…

Feb 21, 2019

3 things that writing for 24 hours a day for 2 years taught me

Feb 21, 2019

Putting the ‘Aaarrghhh’ back in B‘Aaarrghhh’beque

The Yorkshire Alien is here once again to extol bargain laden wisdom from New Orleans. This time to explore the most revered and sacred…

Feb 13, 2019

Putting the ‘Aaarrghhh’ back in B‘Aaarrghhh’beque

Feb 13, 2019

Hot Fried Dough, Awkward Aristocrats and Duplo: How to not spend too much money on an afternoon in…

The Yorkshire Alien is back on the very top of the earth’s firm mantle, staring sea level square in the face on the streets of New Orleans.

Feb 6, 2019

Hot Fried Dough, Awkward Aristocrats and Duplo: How to not spend too much money on an afternoon in…

Feb 6, 2019

From Daiquiris in Dagobah to Brutus in the Bayou: One Alien’s journey through the universe’s…

Struck down by a succession of earth calendar life commemoration frivolities, The Yorkshire Alien has been away for a week in the alluring…

Jan 28, 2019

From Daiquiris in Dagobah to Brutus in the Bayou: One Alien’s journey through the universe’s…

Jan 28, 2019

US Alcohol Usage Survey Results: Early signs show significantly lower levels of binge in the US…

Lower levels of binge discovered in the customs of the Cleveland native when compared to the Yorkshire population.

Jan 12, 2019

US Alcohol Usage Survey Results: Early signs show significantly lower levels of binge in the US…

Jan 12, 2019

What do a trampoline, a space canine and an oscillating cannon all have in common?

They all add to the smorgasbord of madness that is an NBA game. $18.95 and a (1/2) cents worth of NBA game I hasten to add.

Jan 5, 2019

What do a trampoline, a space canine and an oscillating cannon all have in common?

Jan 5, 2019

Yorkshire Alien

Yorkshire Alien

Recording my thrifty experiences of recently landing in the U.S from the frugal planet of Yorkshire. Stay on the cosmic shoestring whilst still being a human.

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