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Yorkshire Alien

Yorkshire Alien

Numbers for noodles, digits for dumplings

Vanessa’s Dumpling House on Bedford Avenue in Brooklyn (and, apparently, Manhattan too) is an aluminium clad saviour. Serving good Chinese…

5 min readMay 30, 2019

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Numbers for noodles, digits for dumplings

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Yorkshire Alien

How to get into a St. Patrick’s Day Parade

How does a human being enter themselves as a valid traipser in a St. Patrick’s Day parade?

4 min readMar 22, 2019

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How to get into a St. Patrick’s Day Parade

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Yorkshire Alien

The Sacred Cathedral

Finding Spiritual Sanctity in a Capitalist Society — A Yorkshire Alien’s experiences in Walmart.

10 min readMar 4, 2019

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Yorkshire Alien

Notions of ‘otherness’ in New Orleans

Musings of the perennial outsider

12 min readFeb 23, 2019

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Notions of ‘otherness’ in New Orleans

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Yorkshire Alien

3 things that writing for 24 hours a day for 2 years taught me

And could teach you…

3 min readFeb 21, 2019

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3 things that writing for 24 hours a day for 2 years taught me

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Yorkshire Alien

Putting the ‘Aaarrghhh’ back in B‘Aaarrghhh’beque

The Yorkshire Alien is here once again to extol bargain laden wisdom from New Orleans. This time to explore the most revered and sacred…

8 min readFeb 13, 2019

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Putting the ‘Aaarrghhh’ back in B‘Aaarrghhh’beque

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Yorkshire Alien

Hot Fried Dough, Awkward Aristocrats and Duplo: How to not spend too much money on an afternoon in…

The Yorkshire Alien is back on the very top of the earth’s firm mantle, staring sea level square in the face on the streets of New Orleans.

7 min readFeb 6, 2019

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Hot Fried Dough, Awkward Aristocrats and Duplo: How to not spend too much money on an afternoon in…

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Yorkshire Alien

From Daiquiris in Dagobah to Brutus in the Bayou: One Alien’s journey through the universe’s…

Struck down by a succession of earth calendar life commemoration frivolities, The Yorkshire Alien has been away for a week in the alluring…

8 min readJan 28, 2019

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From Daiquiris in Dagobah to Brutus in the Bayou: One Alien’s journey through the universe’s…

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Yorkshire Alien

US Alcohol Usage Survey Results: Early signs show significantly lower levels of binge in the US…

Lower levels of binge discovered in the customs of the Cleveland native when compared to the Yorkshire population.

4 min readJan 12, 2019

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US Alcohol Usage Survey Results: Early signs show significantly lower levels of binge in the US…

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Yorkshire Alien

What do a trampoline, a space canine and an oscillating cannon all have in common?

They all add to the smorgasbord of madness that is an NBA game. $18.95 and a (1/2) cents worth of NBA game I hasten to add.

5 min readJan 5, 2019

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What do a trampoline, a space canine and an oscillating cannon all have in common?

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Yorkshire Alien

Yorkshire Alien

Recording my thrifty experiences of recently landing in the U.S from the frugal planet of Yorkshire. Stay on the cosmic shoestring whilst still being a human.

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